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Welcome to my blog. Coffee and sarcasm served here with a touch of sass and sunshine. Follow me through all of my missteps and mishaps.

The Cantankerous Housewife Lynnette Knapp
Day 15 Hurry Curry or “Who needs to Hurry”
Jun 5

Jun 5 Day 15 Hurry Curry or “Who needs to Hurry”

Lynnette Knapp
Misadventures in Cooking

So I get to the store and low and behold there was actually a can of Condensed Cream of Shrimp soup (Thank you, Campbell’s!) on the other hand there was no Chutney to be found.

The Telephone Part 1
Apr 26

Apr 26 The Telephone Part 1

Lynnette Knapp
My Two Cents

Before there were phones there were calling cards.

Incoming Robocalls
Apr 15

Apr 15 Incoming Robocalls

Lynnette Knapp
My Two Cents

Look I know companies are trying to save money and maybe automation works in some cases, but if you want to sell me something at least have the temerity to put a real person on the phone.

Day 14 Pork and Spuds
Apr 5

Apr 5 Day 14 Pork and Spuds

Lynnette Knapp
Cooking

This is so easy there is almost no excuse for making any mistakes.

Valentine Heart
Feb 27

Feb 27 Valentine Heart

Lynnette Knapp
Crafts

Make sure you keep your eye on the candies because if you drop one it becomes a toy for the cats.

Day 13 Heidelberg Soup or a fancy name for Potato Soup.
Sep 5

Sep 5 Day 13 Heidelberg Soup or a fancy name for Potato Soup.

Lynnette Knapp
Misadventures in Cooking

Cook up some cornbread and you really have a winner. You could even grate up some cheese and offer that as a sprinkling over the soup, but you don’t have to, it’s fine as it is.

Day 12 Pedro’s Special or A Good Plan for Taco Tuesday
Jul 18

Jul 18 Day 12 Pedro’s Special or A Good Plan for Taco Tuesday

Lynnette Knapp
Misadventures in Cooking

Sure maybe tacos every Tuesday is what your family loves, and that is fine too, but if not this works on Taco Tuesdays or any other day in the week.

Day 11 Beef A La King** or what can take the place of chipped beef.
Jul 17

Jul 17 Day 11 Beef A La King** or what can take the place of chipped beef.

Lynnette Knapp
Misadventures in Cooking

My consolation is that no one knew how this was supposed to really taste and so fibbing here and there or making do was really rather important

Day 10 CanCan Casserole** or another twist on tuna
Jul 17

Jul 17 Day 10 CanCan Casserole** or another twist on tuna

Lynnette Knapp
Misadventures in Cooking

I didn’t even know the eggs were part of the recipe until I began to rewrite the recipes into my own personal notes for later use

Day 9 "Skid Row Stroganoff**" or the secret is out.
Jun 12

Jun 12 Day 9 "Skid Row Stroganoff**" or the secret is out.

Lynnette Knapp
Misadventures in Cooking

It is true that the way to a man’s heart is through the Stroganoff

Day 8 Chicken Rice Roger**
Jun 1

Jun 1 Day 8 Chicken Rice Roger**

Lynnette Knapp
Misadventures in Cooking

make sure that you remove the chicken from the freezer and thaw in the refrigerator overnight, otherwise you’ll be cooking this far longer and there will be nothing left to redeem this meal.

Day 7 Judy O’Grady’s Ham
Jun 1

Jun 1 Day 7 Judy O’Grady’s Ham

Lynnette Knapp
Misadventures in Cooking

While Peg Bracken says do not plan for leftovers, she recognizes that we are human and prone to ignore her sage advice, and so she graciously has a section in her cookbook for what to do with the leftovers.

House Cleaning of the Casual Kind.
May 31

May 31 House Cleaning of the Casual Kind.

Lynnette Knapp
Cleaning, Cleaning I'd Rather Not

We do need to remember, we house-keep to help our minds remain clutter free not to meet someone else's idea of what a housekeeper should be doing.

Day 6 Tuna Curry** or What to do with tuna other than tuna and peas casserole.
May 20

May 20 Day 6 Tuna Curry** or What to do with tuna other than tuna and peas casserole.

Lynnette Knapp
Misadventures in Cooking

Approaching the kitchen with caution, or maybe procrastination, or a mixture of both, I sulked to work.

Day 5 Really Awesome Dinner--Old Faithful**
May 15

May 15 Day 5 Really Awesome Dinner--Old Faithful**

Lynnette Knapp
Misadventures in Cooking

I was actually really rather afraid that at the last minute I would drop the dinner or something

Day 4 Saturday Chicken** or Easy Anyday.
May 11

May 11 Day 4 Saturday Chicken** or Easy Anyday.

Lynnette Knapp
Misadventures in Cooking

Full disclosure upfront: this was made on Wednesday as opposed to Saturday, because it just looked so easy, delicious, and fun to make, and I was really in the mood for chicken.

Day 3 Maxie's Franks** or "how to use sauerkraut effectively?"
May 7

May 7 Day 3 Maxie's Franks** or "how to use sauerkraut effectively?"

Lynnette Knapp
Misadventures in Cooking

So, I trepidatiously approached the kitchen, visions of soggy bread dancing in my head.

Day 2 Yes I'll have a little cheese with that wine.
May 4

May 4 Day 2 Yes I'll have a little cheese with that wine.

Lynnette Knapp
Misadventures in Cooking

The end result would require drinking a lot of water and the remainder of wine to wash this down.

Day 1 Sunday-"Chilly-Night Chili"
May 1

May 1 Day 1 Sunday-"Chilly-Night Chili"

Lynnette Knapp
Misadventures in Cooking

Now, let me say this: The kitchen survived! I didn’t even smoke anyone out,

The Adventure Begins...
Apr 28

Apr 28 The Adventure Begins...

Lynnette Knapp
Misadventures in Cooking

Unfortunately, people want to eat. They tend to get grouchy and pushy about it too. “Mom what’s for dinner?” “Mom want me to make dinner?” “Hey Hun, what’s your plans for dinner?”

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